Use this page to list stock advice phrases.
- Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
- Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
- Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. - Colin Powell
- A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
- Always look before you leap
- Keep your eye on the prize
- Don't talk with your mouth full.
- Never run with scisors.
- The love you take is equal to the love you make. - The Beattles
- The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use oneself. - Oscar Wilde
- Be excellent to each other - Bill and Ted
More Advice (from normal people, names included FWIW)