Use this page to list stock advice phrases.

• Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
• Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
• Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. - Colin Powell
• A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 
• Always look before you leap
• Keep your eye on the prize
• Don't talk with your mouth full. 
• Never run with scisors.
• The love you take is equal to the love you make. - The Beattles
• The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use oneself. - Oscar Wilde
• Be excellent to each other - Bill and Ted

More Advice (from normal people, names included FWIW)

• Expect the best, be prepared for the worst, fuck what others think & do your own thing - Inti St. Clair
• Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger and don't mess around with Jim. - Matt Lorenz
• Pay attention to people down stream. - Claudia Fuller (maybe also by someone famous?)
• You can avoid inclusion of insurance proceeds in your taxable gross estate through the use of an irrevocable life insurance trust. - Steven Payne
• Never pick up a bear cub and don't pull a bear's tail. - Jonathan Stuart Pryce
• Never ask a question you don't want the answer to. For example: where are my underwear? - Amber Pennington
• Advice any climber will love: When it doubt run it out or get your partner to lead it. - Jeremy Park
• Don't do cocaine, baby. - Lennie Baker, said to me as a nine year-old at dinner
• If you are going to San Diego, make sure you get off the train in La Jolla. - Heinz Meier, my high school boyfriend's father, advising us that we should practice "pulling out" as a safe sex strategy.
• When looking for directions in a foreign city, always ask three people and follow the majority opinion. - something I learned while on tour (Nina)

• Every student should take one Ferris Bueller's day off. - Herman Kussro, my high-school math teacher.