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Stock advice phrases

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Use this page to list stock advice phrases.


  • Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
  • Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
  • Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. - Colin Powell
  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 
  • Always look before you leap
  • Keep your eye on the prize
  • Don't talk with your mouth full. 
  • Never run with scisors.
  • The love you take is equal to the love you make. - The Beattles
  • The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use oneself. - Oscar Wilde
  • Be excellent to each other - Bill and Ted



More Advice (from normal people, names included FWIW)

  • Expect the best, be prepared for the worst, fuck what others think & do your own thing - Inti St. Clair
  • Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger and don't mess around with Jim. - Matt Lorenz
  • Pay attention to people down stream. - Claudia Fuller (maybe also by someone famous?)
  • You can avoid inclusion of insurance proceeds in your taxable gross estate through the use of an irrevocable life insurance trust. - Steven Payne
  • Never pick up a bear cub and don't pull a bear's tail. - Jonathan Stuart Pryce
  • Never ask a question you don't want the answer to. For example: where are my underwear? - Amber Pennington
  • Advice any climber will love: When it doubt run it out or get your partner to lead it. - Jeremy Park
  • Don't do cocaine, baby. - Lennie Baker, said to me as a nine year-old at dinner
  • If you are going to San Diego, make sure you get off the train in La Jolla. - Heinz Meier, my high school boyfriend's father, advising us that we should practice "pulling out" as a safe sex strategy.
  • When looking for directions in a foreign city, always ask three people and follow the majority opinion. - something I learned while on tour (Nina)
  • Every student should take one Ferris Bueller's day off. - Herman Kussro, my high-school math teacher.

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